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Man, I hate meetings.
Such a waste of time to go over things you already know, and any
announcements are never good. They
always say you have to be there, but it’s never true. Meetings are really only a way for companies
to feel good about themselves, or at least to cover their asses in advance of
the inevitable complaints or lawsuits.
They show how smart and better the people in charge are over the lowly
peons at the bottom, while wasting the money to pay them for not doing any
work.
The meeting in Hurricane Fluttershy details how creating a
tornado is beneficial for the country.
This really must be a fantasy show if making a life-threatening,
property destroying natural phenomenon is a good thing. Maybe this was like that one Star Trek: TNG episode where the Q had
to kill that family because they tried to live as humans. Maybe there were a few undesirables in
Equestria that needed to be wiped out, and the rest of the residents would be
better off after it.
Completely spoiling Fluttershy’s amazing tree costume,
Rainbow Dash ushers her into the meeting and announces the “real” reason for
the creation of the tornado is to send water to Cloudsdale to make more clouds,
because seriously it’s the only way.
Everyone else buys this ridiculous lie, but not Fluttershy, who wants
absolutely nothing to do with this proceeding. Unfortunately, that’s not how things work at a
company, and Fluttershy is sternly told that it’s her duty to kill I
mean help get the water to Cloudsdale.
Given the alternative in today’s job market, she has little choice but
to comply.
I pretty much feel the exact same way as Fluttershy at
meetings, which is why I stopped going to them.
Back in the days when I was a college freshman, I went to everything
because I felt like I had to. It didn’t
take me long to realize that I didn’t, and that the world wasn’t going to end
if I didn’t go to convocation every week.
So I stopped, and nothing happened.
I found more productive ways to waste my time, and absolutely nobody
cared if they got to tell me about all the duties I’m supposed to have. Of course, the downside is that I probably
lost a few episodes that would have turned out like this one, but likely not so
happily.
With two Fluttershy episodes squished together after most of
a season with nothing, the similarities are much more apparent than they otherwise
would have been. Naturally, Fluttershy’s
introvertedness is the subject of an episode about her, and once again she has
to learn to overcome her silly fears.
Instead of drilling with a roid-raging psycho, she trains with her
animal friends so she can fly alongside… a roid-raging psycho. Unfortunately for this pegasus “pony”, his
sexy man bits aren’t the only thing that shrunk due to his drug use. With his wings now much too tiny to fly with,
it’s fortunate that his attitude made up for the fact that he couldn’t match
Fluttershy’s measly 0.5 wingpower, and nobody dared to make him feel bad about
his inability to help out.
One thing I have liked over the course of the show is how
it’s subtly shown that Fluttershy is surprisingly almost an equal to her fellow
pegasus Rainbow Dash in terms of athletic ability. She had no problem running with Dash in The
Last Roundup while pulling a cart full of other ponies who are too lazy or
fabulous to help out, and she found a way to catch up to Dash near the end of
The Return Of Harmony. The only reason
why she isn’t winning races and enjoying her own fan clubs is because she
thinks she isn’t any good.
This massive internal conflict fuels just about every show
involving Fluttershy, because there’s usually no time where it doesn’t get in
the way. And this is the hardest thing to understand in the great
Introvert/Extravert debate. Fluttershy
is almost certainly the most talented and well-rounded pony of the six, but she
doesn’t know that. Many greats in any
artistic field share this problem, which means it’s impossible to know if what
you’ve done is crap or if you just think it is.
Since Fluttershy has only had Rainbow Dash to compare herself to, it’s
understandable that she doesn’t have a high opinion of her abilities. Her character is slightly frustrating as a result,
since she would easily be the best pony with a tad bit more confidence. Truthfully, all of the reserved “I’m sorry”s
and her absolute refusal to cause any conflict whatsoever would be missed. Fluttershy’s portrayal as the mane six’s one
true introvert is still stunningly accurate, and they really are better off
with her the way she is.
So Fluttershy montages her way to some confidence and speed,
and looks all sorts of sexy heading to the starting line to take another crack
at the 40. Her speed easily appears
comparable to the other ponies who were pushing 10, but thanks to a bogus
reading on the meter, she only rates out a 2.3.
Clearly this is another case of the man (or wo-man as the case may be)
keeping her down, but not realizing the results were rigged, Fluttershy loses
all confidence in herself. Of course, she
now has an excuse not to take part in this silly and murderous affair after
all.
The big day arrives, and along with it comes the
ever-changing Spitfire to supervise. Remaining
faithful to this job, she refuses to help the other ponies out with the tornado
even though they are many men short due to a recent outbreak. With the world record chance now gone thanks
to so many missing, Dash is pressured to go ahead with the tornado anyways,
and nearly kills everyone involved when they can’t quite make the required 800
wingpower. Even though they are really
close to this number, Spitfire (in true supervisor fashion) refuses to lift a
single wing to avoid a pony massacre, meaning Dash is left with no choice but
to try again. Try to kill all the other
ponies in the tornado that is.
Since her cheerleading skills are famous throughout the
internet, Fluttershy figures her quiet “yay”s would be enough to push the other
ponies over the top even if she isn’t flying.
Unfortunately for her, she neglects to remember one of the most
important lessons this episode teaches: if it’s your day off, never show up to work, because you will
get dragged into working. With the other
ponies stuck on 795 and seconds away from certain death, Twilight Sparkle
pleads with Fluttershy to join the herd, since that fat lazy manager over there
certainly isn’t going to do anything (this is another great workplace lesson
demonstrated by the show). Not wanting
their blood on her hooves, Fluttershy dons some sadly not-so-attractive
goggle-glasses and gets sucked into the vicious tornado a few feet away. “Surprisingly”, Fluttershy’s effort ends up
being much higher than the 2.3 she was allegedly clocked at earlier, and the
water easily makes it to Cloudsdale, splashing down and killing some
unsuspecting ponies allowing more clouds to be made and avoiding a
devastating drought.
Despite her “measly” wing power, everyone is forced to admit
that Fluttershy saved the day, including Rainbow Dash, who confesses that
Fluttershy actually is their best flier.
Still not realizing all of the levels behind the scenes, Fluttershy writes
a letter to the princess describing how every little bit counts. The workplace lessons she learned are much
more meaningful though, and serve as a cautionary tale to the twenty-year-olds
youngsters watching this show who will one day enter the workforce. I’ve had to learn the hard way about meetings
and supervisors, so hopefully this show will prevent these things from
happening in the future (or at least reduce their occurrence).
It’s honestly nice to see a more understanding Rainbow Dash
in Hurricane Fluttershy. Fresh off the
surprisingly good Read It And Weep, Cindy Morrow was the only writer at this
time to show any growth or depth of character in the inexplicably beloved
pony. While this doesn’t match up to her previous effort, Morrow again found a way
to make a generally enjoyable episode despite it technically being poorly
written. There are way too many
predictable moments, and not just the successful resolution. I called Fluttershy’s first reading of 0.5,
and mumbled a “take it easy” myself shortly before Rainbow Dash delivered it to
the still circling star of the show. The
physics are a mess (everyone knows that isn’t how you measure air speed, and
why are the ponies shown flying in a straight line in the tornado if they’re
actually going in circles?), and the tornado plot doesn’t make any amount of
sense. That said, the characterization is
much better, and the actual invaluable lessons (not that junk Fluttershy spewed
at the end) are extremely well demonstrated.
I must again abhor the treatment of trees in this episode though, which
sees Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and a number of butterflies all crashing into
one destructively. This is an appalling
abuse of the environment for comic effect, and it’s unforgivable that a
children’s show would portray this kind of behavior as acceptable.
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